Video Games, Pirate Radio, Granny Did NOT Order That Porn

The Houston Cougars got some great news Monday afternoon.  JUCO RB Michael Hayes, who was slated to enroll and play this season at South Florida, committed to the Cougars and will be eligible to play this season.  Here is Hayes profile: http://jcfootball.scout.com/a.z?s=87&p=8&c=1&nid=4397286

Hayes will give the Cougars valuable depth behind starter Bryce Beall.  He is probably the greatest Michael Hayes since:

This is a well reasoned analysis of the 1st College Football Coaches' poll.  I especially agree with the idea that Florida at #3 and Penn State at #14 are rated WAY too high to start the year.
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/08/09/beef-with-four-teams-in-the-completely-worthless-college-football-coaches-top-25/#more-57023

This giant gentleman is 6 foot 11 inch 290 pound Freshman OL Terrell Brown.  He's a walk-on for The Ole Miss Rebels.  Something tells me he earns a scholarship at some point.

Kansas City Chiefs' Offensive Coordinator Charlie Weis says part of his left knee "fell off".  Is this code for I ate part of my knee?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Algg6_iV2.Sr4xWi6M8gsDA5nYcB?slug=ap-chiefs-weis


The Pirates have not had much to celebrate over the last 20 years, so I guess I shouldn't fault their radio announcers for being overly excited with a walk-off win Saturday night.

A 60 year old great-grandmother disputes her cable company's assertion that she has a porn addiction.  This is slightly more believable than "Overtrained Athlete Syndrome"
http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=140123

Today's Tuesday Top 5 category is Top 5 Sports Video Games of All Time in honor of the Madden 2011 release.  While searching for the perfect Mike Tyson's Punchout clip, I found this. Enjoy! NSFW.


I also found Michael Jackson's Punchout.

This might be my favorite story of the year.  What exactly is a sexual embrace?  Male Steward....tough life.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/Airline-Steward-at-JFK-Pulls-Emergency-Chute-Flies-Coop-100286494.html